The “Chin Hair Emergency Kit” – Menopause Edition
Because one day you’re minding your business, and the next… there’s a full-on witch whisker waving at strangers from your chin.
This hilarious little menopause gift is for every fierce, fabulous woman who’s ever caught a rogue hair in the rearview mirror and thought, “When did that get there?!”
Inside you’ll find:
• A sleek, shiny compact mirror that whispers “You are Beautiful” — even when your chin hair’s trying to become a beard.
• A pair of precision tweezers — jet black and ready to strike like a ninja at those surprise sprouts.
• A bold black pouch with a crystal-clear warning:
“MENOPAUSE IN PROGRESS… THINGS COULD ESCALATE QUICKLY.”
(Because spotting a wiry hair mid-drive is a code red situation.)
Keep it in the car for roadside plucking emergencies, unexpected traffic light inspections, or just a moment to laugh at the madness of hormones.